You can tell a lot about a person by the paper they read. See if you can find the marketing truth in this joke about newspaper readers:
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country — if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for — unless the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently caught a walleye and need something in which to wrap it.













Anyone who tries to market to women these days – which should include most everyone reading these words since women are the primary target for most credit union marketing – likely understands that women “come to the table with different life experiences, attitudes and demographics, and they want marketers to understand and embrace those differences.” (yawn)
63% of people in the U.S. would recommend a brand that supports a good cause, according to the 3rd annual Edelman